Monday, September 21, 2009

"Why not?" II

Simple answers to tricky questions! Again.

Q: What IS a electron? A particle, a wave, or some sort of shell?
A: Your simple mind could never comprehend my answer.

Q: What is life?
A: One big bloody mistake.

Q: How long is a meter, precisely?
A: As long as it feels like being.

Q: Is there such thing as magic?
A: Sure is. We call it mathematics

Q: How can I become a super hero?
A: Lots and lots of coffee.

Q: What is it like in the fourth material demension?
A: A heck of a lot more simple.

Q: But really, what is it LIKE?
A: Well, look at it this way: Tangled love lives won't be tangled any more. Just annoying.

Q: Hey, how do you even know all this stuff? Are you just making it all up?
A: S = 3/C

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