Improbable probabilities of improbabile probabilities.

The universe is ruled by probability. Which makes it quite probable that it is also ruled, or should I say is at the same time ruled - no, it isamele time ruled by improbability. Improbability, being the anti-form of probability, is wound up inseparably with regular old probability, and as such rules our universe in as many ways, if not more so, then predictability.

Improbability is not something to laugh at, no matter what some books have encouraged us to believe. Indeed, it is a ongoing research topic for scientists, and as such, I myself have devoted some little thought to the matter.

Since the universe is ruled by probability, it is therefore ruled by improbability from the anti-energies that each probability factor implies - that is, for every probability of an out come, one can therefore assume that everything else is more or less improbable from the probable outcome, and as a result of having a probable result, we can therefore conclude that it is probable (or improbable) that there are more improbable results that probable ones. As a direct result, with more improbability that probability, it is therefore more probable that improbability will abound then probability. This obviously loops back on itself, and it would seem this whole problem is more or less impossible, or, to be more precise, very very improbable, and therefore, since improbability = negative probability, -very -very probable, which makes absolutely no sense, and who thought all this up anyways.

Since no one in their right mind can possibly understand any of this shit, we can only come to three conclusions.

One: The universe, since no one in their right mind could understand this, and the universe clearly does in order to function, must be out of its own mind. Which would explain quite a bit.

Two: One should always prepare for that which one is not prepared for, so that preparing for what is not prepared for makes what he is prepared for and now not prepared for probable of occurring in the first place.

And, as a direct conclusion to the conclusions of the conclusion, we have a final, fundamental fact of the universe:

The universe is fucking retarded.

Have a nice day.

Brain Food III

Also known in some cultures as Food for Thought!

Although, I find it highly improbable that thought actually needs food. The brain is what produces thought, and it certainly needs food of a sort, or at least energy. But do thoughts actually need food? Ahh, the endless ponderings brought on by pondering the said ponderings...