Don't believe a word of it!

My recent studies have proved a point I hinted at during my recent post, "Why Not?".

I have found definitive proof, that Prairie Dogs are not all that they seem. They are not, as we long believed, cute furry rodents from North America.

They are, in fact, a type of Super Intelligent Doomsday Bring-About-er. (or a SIDBAR)

Do you think it is coincidence that we call their burrows "towns"? Or the fact that they are well known to "kiss"?

I can tell you now, that in fact, these SIDBAR's are actually just as intelligent as these names imply. Those towns, are, in fact, towns. All those little signals scientists are assuming to be territorial, and all the other numerous noises are actually a language. They may seem innocent and cute, but just watch them. They live in a complex society, but, unlike our overly and uselessly complex social lives, it all works. They don't have failed economies. They don't have to have marriage counseling. They have no Wal-Mart. It is a PERFECT SOCIETY. They are even smart enough not to bother to contact humans, for the simple fact that we DO have everything listed above.

It was too perfect. Even after I discovered all of the above, I was unconvinced I had uncovered all of the strange, fuzzy secrets these SIDBAR's contained.

You will note that the above paragraphs hold no reference as to why the "D" from "Doomsday" is added to the word SIDBAR. Those fuzzy little guys, as intelligent as they are, couldn't bring about the end of the world...

Could they?

We shall see. But for now, all I will say, is that the North American plains didn't get to be so plain by themselves...

...You have been warned...

Brain Food

Also known in some cultures as "Food for Thought"!

Socks. We just keep losing them in the washer. Where do they go? That's simple: Wormholes, created by the fast spinning of the machine.

So how do you get them back?

"Why not?"

Simple answers to tricky questions.

Q: Is there life on other planets?
A: I don't damn well see why not?

Q: Will there be an end to the universe as we know it? If so, when, and why?
A: There will, eventually, and Prairie Dogs...

Q: Is there a God, or gods?
A: Well someone's out to get me.

Q: What is imagination?
A: It's something you abuse to make money.

Q: What is love?
A: When your sanity goes out the door.

Q: How did life as we know it begin?
A: With a cloud of confetti.

Q: What lies at the end of the rainbow?
A: All your lost, odd socks.

Q: Why aren't you answering any of my questions honestly?!
A: What fun would that be?

Shedding Light on Dark Matter

A thought recently entered my head, for absolutely no reason, and I felt compelled to share it here with you.

While watching a TV show on recent astrophysical breakthroughs, the problem of Dark Matter was brought to my attention.

As you should know, everything with mass has gravity, and since a gravitational pull never disappears, no matter how far away from the object that originally created it, everything in the universe is being pulled around from every direction.

Scientists (those clever bastards!) armed with overly complex instruments, can measure the overall gravitational pull on an object, and as such can measure all the gravity in the universe. EG, they can measure all the mass in the universe.

Some clever person made the calculations, and realized, to some annoyance we might imagine, that the amount of mass the universe was way over the amount of stuff there is. Dark Matter is all that stuff that is evident in equations, but cannot be found or even conceived of what it truly is.

So here's my thought: If the Dark Matter cannot be found within our own 3 physical dimensions, why not look towards a higher dimension? It is sometimes theorized that there are more then the dimensions we can comprehend out there, (11 or 12 are the usual numbers thrown about) but that for some reason they are sort of disconnected from our 3. Perhaps they are simply beyond our level of mentality, or maybe they are shriveled up in a teeny little spot in space and time. Whatever the explanation, these other dimensions are beyond human thought or sight.

So, if we cannot comprehend these dimensions, why can't there be matter within these dimensions, that we therefor cannot comprehend either? All the matter we can see or know of is within our 3 dimensions, so it's not unreasonable to suggest that there is likewise matter contained in the higher dimensions, which cannot be seen, but can be felt.

Who knows what strange stuff might be just beyond our comprehension?