The Quality/Function Equality Formula

Source of idea from GeoSpore, on the website Total Spore

For years, quality of many manufactured objects has been on a steady dissent. The main idea of most people is "quantity, not quality." The function of manufactured objects have also become less and less obvious as well, over the years. This is completely unrelated... Or is it?

Recent studies have shown that quality and function of objects are completely related after all, as seen in the simple formula, Q = F. The full formula is displayed below.

It's all down to the definition of Quality and Function. They are closely related, which can best be seen in the analysis of Q and F. Simply put, Q and F are made of three "parts". "Q is made of three parts: DU, durability. SU, specified use. SY, style."

F is also made of two main parts, and one random part. SU, specified use. SP, for speed of use. And EX, for Extra parts. EX alone is unusual in the fact that it effects the Q and F in much small, nearly impossible to see ways.

Each of these smaller parts are also divided into smaller bits, which vary much more. However, as Sock notes, you will likely notice that SU, specified use, is found in both Q and F. "SU is the connecting branch that binds the two together. If the object is durable, stylish and cannot preform the specified use, the function, then whats the point? Likewise, if the function is quick and has extra uses, but falls apart when used, then you dump it. The specified use is the binding key."

DU .......SP
\......... /
SU x SU--EX(v)
/
SY(v)

The above table shows how the FQ connection works. The SU and SU bind together, doubling each other. The other sections are indirectly connected by this bond. By the way, If you're wondering about the (v), that means that that part is variable.

So there you have it. The specified use of the object, be it playing a game, turning on a light or moving a cog is connected to both quality and function. They are one and the same. For complete explanation, see below.

Q + Q = 2F
Q + Q = 2 x F
2 x Q = 2 x F
2Q = 2F
Q = F

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