Simple answers to tricky questions! Again.
Q: What IS a electron? A particle, a wave, or some sort of shell?
A: Your simple mind could never comprehend my answer.
Q: What is life?
A: One big bloody mistake.
Q: How long is a meter, precisely?
A: As long as it feels like being.
Q: Is there such thing as magic?
A: Sure is. We call it mathematics
Q: How can I become a super hero?
A: Lots and lots of coffee.
Q: What is it like in the fourth material demension?
A: A heck of a lot more simple.
Q: But really, what is it LIKE?
A: Well, look at it this way: Tangled love lives won't be tangled any more. Just annoying.
Q: Hey, how do you even know all this stuff? Are you just making it all up?
A: S = 3/C
Monday, September 21, 2009
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Page TWO?! And a theory
Well, golly jee wiz.
If you scroll down to the very bottom of the page, you might notice the new link called "Older posts." That's right, five months and 8 posts later (A blistering pace, to be sure) we have succeeded in reaching two whole pages of strange science.
Now, in all seriousness, you may have noticed that the blog has gone from "Wacky Science" to just plain "Wacky." Things just happen, I guess. "The Science of Random", which once referred to the science itself being random, now might be considered the science of randomness itself...
Oh, and I couldn't let a post go by without a new scientific breakthrough to share with you... SO...
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Consistency. The universe is ruled by it, and scientists are forever hunting proof for it. For instance, the speed of light in a vacuum, is constant. No matter what you do, light, in a perfect vacuum, will always go the same speed. There are many others, but they are all too complex for this simple blog, so we'll move along.
Now, I, whom you know as "The Sock", and the rest of the world also knows as "The Sock", bring to light and new constant.
Behold the majesty of
Sock's Constant.
S = 3/C
No matter what you do, you can never break away from
S = 3/C
No matter your religion, race or sex, democratic or republican
S = 3/C
You never know when it is going to strike. It is always there, "consistently," one might say. It is ready to spring out at you. You might just be walking along, when suddenly
S = 3/C
Face it. Your screwed.
S = 3/C
If you scroll down to the very bottom of the page, you might notice the new link called "Older posts." That's right, five months and 8 posts later (A blistering pace, to be sure) we have succeeded in reaching two whole pages of strange science.
Now, in all seriousness, you may have noticed that the blog has gone from "Wacky Science" to just plain "Wacky." Things just happen, I guess. "The Science of Random", which once referred to the science itself being random, now might be considered the science of randomness itself...
Oh, and I couldn't let a post go by without a new scientific breakthrough to share with you... SO...
---
Consistency. The universe is ruled by it, and scientists are forever hunting proof for it. For instance, the speed of light in a vacuum, is constant. No matter what you do, light, in a perfect vacuum, will always go the same speed. There are many others, but they are all too complex for this simple blog, so we'll move along.
Now, I, whom you know as "The Sock", and the rest of the world also knows as "The Sock", bring to light and new constant.
Behold the majesty of
Sock's Constant.
S = 3/C
No matter what you do, you can never break away from
S = 3/C
No matter your religion, race or sex, democratic or republican
S = 3/C
You never know when it is going to strike. It is always there, "consistently," one might say. It is ready to spring out at you. You might just be walking along, when suddenly
S = 3/C
Face it. Your screwed.
S = 3/C
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Brain Food II
Also known in some cultures as Food for Thought!... Two!
How many chucks could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
73
No, really.
A far more challenging riddle (still to do with the same animal, they sure have a freaking ton of names) would be:
How many whistles would a Whistle Pig whistle, if a whistle pig would just whistle?
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