Simple answers to tricky questions, part three.
Q: Will they find the Higgs Boson?
A: Unfortunately not. Too many god damn cosmic sparrows flying around.
Q: If there was a train going the speed of light, and on that train was a smaller train, and that train went forwards at any speed, what would happen?
A: Suddenly an alpaca out of freaking nowhere.
Q: Where did viruses come from?
A: Spain.
Q: When will first contact be made?
A: According to my calculations, assuming current rate of ocean pollution and youtube account activation, presuming that Hubbles constant is below 124, and forgetting the fourth decimal place in the equation giving the value of Saturn's mass, right about the 16th of January, 2014. Be there.
Q: Who watches the watchman?
A: A guy in West Virginia called Scott Martez.
Q: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
A: Not since November, but occasional when use are on be some orangutans.
Q: Where have you been all this time? It's been two months since your last post!
A: Yes, yes, I know my millions of readers have been put out by my lack of activity. Thanks y'all for all those hundreds of concerned comments, but I've been busy. And I'm back now, baby!
Sunday, March 28, 2010
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