Page TWO?! And a theory

Well, golly jee wiz.

If you scroll down to the very bottom of the page, you might notice the new link called "Older posts." That's right, five months and 8 posts later (A blistering pace, to be sure) we have succeeded in reaching two whole pages of strange science.

Now, in all seriousness, you may have noticed that the blog has gone from "Wacky Science" to just plain "Wacky." Things just happen, I guess. "The Science of Random", which once referred to the science itself being random, now might be considered the science of randomness itself...

Oh, and I couldn't let a post go by without a new scientific breakthrough to share with you... SO...

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Consistency. The universe is ruled by it, and scientists are forever hunting proof for it. For instance, the speed of light in a vacuum, is constant. No matter what you do, light, in a perfect vacuum, will always go the same speed. There are many others, but they are all too complex for this simple blog, so we'll move along.

Now, I, whom you know as "The Sock", and the rest of the world also knows as "The Sock", bring to light and new constant.

Behold the majesty of

Sock's Constant.

S = 3/C

No matter what you do, you can never break away from

S = 3/C

No matter your religion, race or sex, democratic or republican

S = 3/C

You never know when it is going to strike. It is always there, "consistently," one might say. It is ready to spring out at you. You might just be walking along, when suddenly

S = 3/C

Face it. Your screwed.

S = 3/C