Don't believe a word of it!

My recent studies have proved a point I hinted at during my recent post, "Why Not?".

I have found definitive proof, that Prairie Dogs are not all that they seem. They are not, as we long believed, cute furry rodents from North America.

They are, in fact, a type of Super Intelligent Doomsday Bring-About-er. (or a SIDBAR)

Do you think it is coincidence that we call their burrows "towns"? Or the fact that they are well known to "kiss"?

I can tell you now, that in fact, these SIDBAR's are actually just as intelligent as these names imply. Those towns, are, in fact, towns. All those little signals scientists are assuming to be territorial, and all the other numerous noises are actually a language. They may seem innocent and cute, but just watch them. They live in a complex society, but, unlike our overly and uselessly complex social lives, it all works. They don't have failed economies. They don't have to have marriage counseling. They have no Wal-Mart. It is a PERFECT SOCIETY. They are even smart enough not to bother to contact humans, for the simple fact that we DO have everything listed above.

It was too perfect. Even after I discovered all of the above, I was unconvinced I had uncovered all of the strange, fuzzy secrets these SIDBAR's contained.

You will note that the above paragraphs hold no reference as to why the "D" from "Doomsday" is added to the word SIDBAR. Those fuzzy little guys, as intelligent as they are, couldn't bring about the end of the world...

Could they?

We shall see. But for now, all I will say, is that the North American plains didn't get to be so plain by themselves...

...You have been warned...