Simple answers to tricky questions.
Q: Is there life on other planets?
A: I don't damn well see why not?
Q: Will there be an end to the universe as we know it? If so, when, and why?
A: There will, eventually, and Prairie Dogs...
Q: Is there a God, or gods?
A: Well someone's out to get me.
Q: What is imagination?
A: It's something you abuse to make money.
Q: What is love?
A: When your sanity goes out the door.
Q: How did life as we know it begin?
A: With a cloud of confetti.
Q: What lies at the end of the rainbow?
A: All your lost, odd socks.
Q: Why aren't you answering any of my questions honestly?!
A: What fun would that be?
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